Adam & Eve - can you believe it?

Once upon a time, in the ultimate pet project of a cosmic overachiever, there came into being a garden called Eden. God, feeling creative, sculpted Adam, the prototype human, out of dirt. As you do. Adam and the animals had the whole garden to themselves, but Adam longed for much more: a kindred spirit to share a decent chin-wag … at the very least. So, God pulled a rib from Adam (as you do) and whipped up Eve, humanity's first plus-one.

Things were peachy until a chatty snake – the world’s first influencer - slithered on to the scene. The beast somehow convinced Eve to snack on the forbidden fruit of ‘The Tree of Knowledge’, promising it would bring her instant enlightenment. Eve took a bite, shared it with Adam, and just like that, the two became self-aware. Suddenly, they realised they were naked, which was super awks given the lack of clothing outlets.

God, not thrilled about this breach of the terms and conditions, confronted the duo. Adam immediately threw Eve under the bus, and Eve, in turn, blamed the snake. Classic Adam. Classic Eve. Furious, God evicted them from Eden, leaving us humans where we are now: beleaguered, wretched, embarrassed of our own bottoms.

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